I'd heard Saleen was going under...

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
11/12/2015 at 10:20 • Filed to: None

But jesus christ look at this stock price. I could probably buy the whole company!

DISCUSSION (12)

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 10:24

Well, according to MarketCap, the total amount of shares costs around $244,000. So...2nd mortgage.

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 10:27

If it didn’t cost anything to make a trade, I’d go ahead and buy a buck’s worth. Juuuust in case.

GhostZ > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 10:28

Saleen could be bought for less than half the price of an S7.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 10:31

According to some valuations on their EPS and volume etc., they should pay you $0.50 to take their stock. Haha.

Azrek > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
11/12/2015 at 10:35

Does he need to buy all the shares or just 51% to do a hostile takeover?

TheHondaBro > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
11/12/2015 at 10:42

WTF that’s less than a Saleen S7!

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 10:59

Yeah, but if their debts and other obligations are huge, the company might be worth a net negative today UNLESS you plan to turn it to profitability. Sure would be nice to buy them up, liquidate everything, and walk away rich...but someone would have already done it by now.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often
11/12/2015 at 11:04

All I know is, I could buy 6 million stock right now just with the money I’ve been saving to go back to school with.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Azrek
11/12/2015 at 12:52

I'm sure they won't mind. As they have 10 million in debt according to their last filing.

911e46z06 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 15:29

i just bought 100,000 shares lol

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 911e46z06
11/12/2015 at 15:45

...in the game, right? ‘Cause doing that in real life is a horrible idea.

911e46z06 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/12/2015 at 19:45

Nah dude. had $80 bucks sittin around in my Schwab account, so I figured ‘what the hell?’